Occasionally Vague

I played a rather surreal wedding gig this Saturday night last. Gothic furniture, dope, fireworks, Pink Floyd and vagueness were the orders of the evening, but all to rather wonderful effect :) People were getting halfway through speeches, sort of tapering off, then wandering back to their seats.

Oh, and two little fluffy white dogs were just sort of wandering around. It was a bit like our place actually, only our dogs are a little bigger, and one of them is a different colour, and we don’t smoke dope, or conduct fireworks displays. We are occasionally vague though, so the comparison holds some water.

weddingdog

Behold the fearsome power

Oh, and we also don’t own a pair of armchairs that look like they’re out of Lewis Carrol.

Orf with his head! Oh, and get me a scotch. And another scotch. Make it a double.

Orf with his head! Oh, and get me a scotch. And another scotch. Make it a double.

I also installed Windows 7 x64 on the music PC Sunday, but it was all behaving rather flaky so I’ve reverted back to the old x86 flavour for the moment. Most things worked OK, but Pro Tools wouldn’t play ball, and I sort of need it for the odd file exchange. Seeing as I’m only running 2GB of RAM at the moment anyway, I didn’t really have much to gain from the switch, so I’m not too fussed right now. I’m sure Avid will release a 64 bit version just as we’re all transitioning to 128…

Oh, and I picked up Wusik V5.8.6, and EVE, so I’ve lots of new samples to play with. Fun and games.

The whirligig of time

shakespeare

After the new-job ridiculousness, and with the assurance that bills can be met for a bit longer, things are starting to settle back into some sort of music-allowing pace. I’ve been simmering on some brain-ideas for T3E album #2, and I’ll be getting them down on tape/disk/flash in the near future. But that’s not what I want to talk about today.

I’ve been participating in CAPE again this year. If you’re not aware, it’s a really cool online collaborative recording/songwriting/performance “competition”. I put “competition” in the golden squirrels because it’s not really competitive in any serious sense – rather we all get together virtually at the end of the process, listen to each other’s work, comment, and gain a bunch of cool new tracks for our iTunes playlists. It’s a great social activity as well – I’ve “met” some great musos, producers, and engineers through the event, and projects are in the works (for a given value of “in the works” which have grown out of CAPE collaborations.

Anyway, after a few stints in a row as just a vocalist, I’ve decided to throw my hat in the ring as a songwriter for the first time. Also doing lead vocals, harmony vocals, and apparently (fake) mellotron and (fake) string quartet. And possibly mixing, and editing some of the parts for cohesiveness.

But I’m not a control freak. If you find anyone who says I’m a control freak, send them my way so I can tell them what they should be thinking instead.

Ah, mirthfulness….

The editing of takes is a funny thing.I’m normally a bit of a stickler for authenticity of performance and all that jazz. Actually that’s not entirely true – in the right genre I’m all for some judicious DAWsomeness being applied (see Frost‘s “Black Light Machine” at about 7:50 for a good example of some Command-D and grid mode Pro-Toolery). But the song I’ve written for CAPE is a pretty straightforward Beatles-y ballad-y kind of thing, and while yes, it does have two mellotrons and a string quartet and an everything-including-three-kitchen-sinks crescendo, the core instrumentation should sound something like a drum kit, piano, bass and guitar playing in a room, just like John, Paul, George and Ringo used to do.

"Paul, stop sniffing my chest"

"Paul, stop sniffing my chest"

Of course playing in a room you have all sorts of cues to work with. You can see each other, you’re all listening to each other play at the same time, and so on. On the other hand, the nature of an online collaboration means everyone’s laying down parts individually to a click and a guide track, and they’re all being shoehorned into a timeline at the end. Even with good players and a good click, it’s challenging to get things to “lock”. “The whirligig of time brings in his revenges”, as Shakespeare once said. Granted, he was basically talking about Karma, Vis-à-vis having people locked up for grinning like idiots whilst wearing yellow stockings and cross-garters, but the quote still holds some relevance I think. At the very least it gives me an excuse to post this picture:

Hey baby - how you doing?

Hey baby - how you doing?

Where were we? Oh yes, editing.

So with my nifty portable copy of REAPER on a USB drive, I’ve spent a rainy lunch-hour at work applying nip here and a tuck there, and our kicks, pianos and basses are all lining up nicely.

I should give an example.

Here’s a bass, piano and drum track in their raw, pre-edited state:

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I’m not inclined to say that any of the parts were “wrong” by any objective measure – it can be great to have parts which push and pull against the click. These ones are just pushing and pulling in different ways, by virtue of the fact that they were performed without the performers being able to hear each other. It all contributes to make the total result less than the sum of the parts played.

Chop and slide the parts around a bit, and you end up with something more like this:

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I haven’t done any sort of cynical audio-quantise malarkey (and definitely NOT any pitch correction), and I think it still sounds like humans playing instruments. But now they’re playing in slightly better time. A bit more like they would if they were in the same room together, rather than continents apart.

Ideal? Probably not. Cheating? Ahhh, well, that’s more of your philosophical sorta question. Is it cheating if you’re in another state, it doesn’t really mean anything, and you do it standing up? Well, yes actually. But as far as editing, I’m inclined to think not so much – at least no more than the whole recording process itself is a cheat.

For my money, the more pertinent question is “does it do a better job of presenting the song?” And I think the answer is undoubtedly a resounding “yes”.

And as Shakespeare might well have said, had be been a composer rather than a playright, “the song’s the thing”.

Tadaaaaaa!!!

A very small cover image indeed

A very small cover image indeed

It is with great pleasure that I unveil my debut as a kinda-sorta music tech journalist. Sort of :)

Yes, the good folks at Sound on Sound were silly enough to publish my article on VST plugin authoring environments. They’re even going to pay me for it. I’m almost a little disappointed to be honest – I’ve read SOS for years, and I always saw them as a reasonable source of knowledge and authority on recording equipment and techniques. Now they’ve let me put something in their hallowed pages, they don’t seem quite so infallible as they once did.

Anyway, it’s in the September issue, or you can read the first coupe of paragraphs here. You need an Esub to go any further at this point, but I believe it becomes free after a few months, so depending on when you’re reading this, it might let you read the whole thing, you lucky devils. I tried to pick up a copy of the mag, but we’re only up to July down here, so I’m in something of a holding pattern.

I’d also like to mark that it was my first wedding anniversary this weekend just gone. Clare and I went away up the east coast for a very pleasant weekend, the specifics of which are none of your business :P :D

Pinging pixels… etc.

PP Pose - noFlashPluginI forgot to mention it last week, but Pixel Pinkie has finally hit the Australian airwaves. Saturday mornings at 11:30am on Channel 9 (or WIN if you’re outside of a “major capital city”). This is the series I spent a couple of years working on, recording voices, gathering sound effects, mixing, generally getting frustrated with the fact that all the other department’s deadline “slips” had to be caught up somewhere, and I was near the end of the chain so I guess we might as well do it there because after all it’s only audio.

Ahem.

In seriousness, it was a challenging but very rewarding couple of years work, and I’m proud to have been involved in such a major production for Tasmania. And I should point out that the people driving the thing did in-fact recognise the importance of audio, lest I inadvertently defame them here in the name of cheap comedy martyrdom ranting.

So, Channel 9 (or WIN), 11:30am Saturdays. You’ve missed the first episode, but I think you’ll probably be able to catch on. Tune in, watch, listen, and marvel at the sound design and audio engineering.

The animation and design and the rest of it is OK too I guess :)

Flash!

blaster

Ah-ahhhhh!!

I’ve been messing around with some flash-based media tools (toys?) so that I can get the site up and running in its full Web 2.0, ADHD inducing glory, as is the trend today.

I’m not going to host absolutely everything here – youtube is just too convenient to ignore for video, and I’m thinking of using either BandCamp or ReverbNation to host actual complete musical works as they get to that stage. But for works in progress, some means to throw a file up and embed a little player inline is going to be useful.

So I’ve found this nice little wordpress plugin called Audio Player. I’m not sure how they came up with the name, it’s pretty far out there. But basically you throw an MP3 in a pre-defined folder, then put in a little audio tag, and et voilà:

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Of course I realise that the relentless march of broadband internet hasn’t yet reached all the nooks and crannies of the world, so I’ll be putting up good old hyperlinks as well so those with slower connections can download if they’re not able to stream. Like this:

Paper Heart

And with that, I must away, lots to do. Sunday won’t fritter itself away.

Busy busy busy

Alright, so it’s been a long time between updates. But we’ve honestly been flat out. And I don’t mean in the lame-excuse way so much as the actually having a boat-load of things to do way.

We’re settling in to the new house very nicely. The usual maintenance and upkeep type stuff is around, plus of course a healthy quotient of customisation and individualisation to be done. But generally it’s been ready to move into, comfortable, and relatively hassle-free. A massive change from the previous digs (or “that old dump” as Knotty aptly dubbed it for us).

Speaking of that old dump, we had a bit of an, er… “negotiation” with the property manager. There was certain damage which had occurred that they were trying to blame us for. Thankfully, we were anal enough to take video evidence at the time, and they were forced to yeild to our superior evidence-power. Hurrah! I feel a bit mean, but then again, we’re only getting what’s due, so I suspect I’ll still sleep tonight.

The puppies are doing great – coming along in leaps and bounds. No doubt you’ll have marvelled appropriately at the photo above. The usual puppy brat-ness abounds, but generally they’re an absolute joy to come home to, or wake up to. That’s what I love about dogs – they’re always utterly thrilled to see you. More than once this last month I’ve woken up tired and grumpy (and to be perfectly honest, at least once slightly hungover) only to have my bad mood completely evaporated by virtue of the power of puppy enthusiasm. Honestly, it can’t be over-stated. If you could convert canine affection into electricity you could power the planet by being nice to puppies. And that’s a world I’d be happy to live in :)

The garage to studio conversion is coming along, albeit a little slower than I’d hoped. The floor coating went on in three coats, and wound up looking pretty much like bare concrete, at which point I decided to hell with it, bare conrete aesthetics is just what the audio/muso practitioner of 2009 will be sporting. On the plus side, three coats of bond-crete have made it much more resistant to dust and what-not, so while it might not be immediately aestheitcally different, it’s certainly significantly easier on the gear, and much more readily maintainable. The furniture is broadly in place, and I’ve put up shelves for the speakers (destroying a couple of cheap masonry bits in the process) so now the main issue is to clear away the detritus from the floor, and to do something about the fluorescent strip-lighting. Not only is it fugly, but it’s pretty poor from an RF point of view, so some tasteful halogen will hopefully not be too far away.

Oh, and I re-applied for uni, and was accepted. Good work! I initially enrolled for a 3-year degree in 2004, and have yet to finish it, the lure of paid work being too strong to resist. Actually the cartoon job was more than that – it was a fantastic chance to get a toehold into an industry that I enjoy working in. Nevertheless, I don’t want to throw away the study I’ve already done, and the powers that be are quite happy for me to continue with study part-time, so this year it’s all on. Media Law is my unit of choice, so be prepared for some gratuitous legal proselytising over the next few months. Or not, such as the case may be.

Musically, sadly, all this scholarly pursuit and domesticity has left scant room for much creativity. T3E is still on the top of my creative to-do list, but there simply hasn’t been the time or circumstance to get it done. We’re all getting together on Sunday afternoon to have a listen to some things that Knotty and Cornel have been up to, and have a general chat about things, which will be grand, as it’s been a very long time. We sort of kind of got together when we moved in here, save Cornel who was otherwise indisposed. And even that was over a month ago now, so we’re well overdue.

Plug it in, plug it in

Gooood morning!

We have been mucho busy with new house and puppy shenanigans, plus work is starting to get to the very pointy bit. Oh, and I’m starting a uni course again today.

So what’s news? Well, I’ve had a bit of time to hack together some T3E stuff, and hoping to spend some further hours (or at least a few minutes) on that particular task in the next little while. I’ve also been gettin’ my developer on, working up a VST plugin. It’s based around some workflows that I was repeating over and over for the cartoon job, and I thought “well hang on a darn tootin’ minute, if I had a plugin that could do all this, then I’d save a bucket load of time”. So I did a scout around the various development/authoring options, picked a flavour and I’ve been building it up. Of course doing so has used up far more time than just manually working through it in the first place, but I’m trying to take a long-term view. At the moment it’s very embryonic and kind of ugly, but it works. Audio goes in, audio comes out sounding (sort of) the way I want. I may even put a spiffy interface on it at some point and see if anyone wants to pay me for it :)

OK, must get some work done before I scarper to Uni.

Four days later

Well, it was a big weekend for Clare and I.

Friday morning we woke up in the same rental place we’ve been living for 4-1/2 years. By Monday evening the settlement had gone through on our new place, we’d moved across pretty much everything we owned (thanks in no small part to a herculean effort by some friends and family), picked up two gorgeous cavoodle puppies from the airport, and were generally feeling much better about our living circumstances (although all those zeroes next to the minus sign on the bank statement will take some getting used to).

Three for Three

Ahh, Christmas over for another year. Not too bad a one overall, family time, some nice gifts on both the giving and the receiving side (at least I hope so on the latter). My lovely wife bought me various bits and pieces for the studio in the new place and I’m itching to get it set up. Speaking of which, there was a tiny bit of a scare with regard to the house arrangements, but that seems to be OK now. Hurrah for banks being open between Christmas and NYE, and sighs of relief all round :)

Frankly, the move can’t come soon enough. The new neighbors moved into the house up the road recently. They’re the third bunch in the place since we moved in, and also the third to have a dog who sits on the balcony and barks. Hey, that sounds strangely like the neighbors on a 90 degree angle as well. It seems obvious to me that if you place a territorial animal in a position where it can see lots of people moving around what it perceives as its territory, it might just have some words to say.

No incredibly bad visual joke picture up there today. I’ve spent the day buying tap fittings, packing boxes, and throwing things out, and I don’t really have the energy :P

Three for Three

Ahh, Christmas over for another year. Not too bad a one overall, family time, some nice gifts on both the giving and the receiving side (at least I hope so on the latter). My lovely wife bought me various bits and pieces for the studio in the new place and I’m itching to get it set up. Speaking of which, there was a tiny bit of a scare with regard to the house arrangements, but that seems to be OK now. Hurrah for banks being open between Christmas and NYE, and sighs of relief all round :)

Frankly, the move can’t come soon enough. The new neighbors moved into the house up the road recently. They’re the third bunch in the place since we moved in, and also the third to have a dog who sits on the balcony and barks. Hey, that sounds strangely like the neighbors on a 90 degree angle as well. It seems obvious to me that if you place a territorial animal in a position where it can see lots of people moving around what it perceives as its territory, it might just have some words to say.

No incredibly bad visual joke picture up there today. I’ve spent the day buying tap fittings, packing boxes, and throwing things out, and I don’t really have the energy :P

Hit him with fruits and various meats!

I just got an MP3 from the esteemed Mr Curtis such that I might lay down my vocals for the Christmas bonus song. Hurrah! Sounding good, and it’s nice to hear some real drums on some new T3E material. It’s still very much a demo-standard thing, and I’d like to get the whole thing a bit tighter on the album version, but it’s a great little taster of what the album might sound like. I’ve liked the song ever since Curtis sent me the demo a few months back, and it’s passed through the T3E group collaboration gauntlet with only minor cuts and abrasions.

In matters professional, I’ve realised that the cartoon job has passed the 50% mark for this contract period, so I’m starting to casually browse the employment pages again, as well partaking in some casual brainstorming on other ideas. Not that there’s any pressing concern for a little while, but I don’t want to be caught like earlier this year. Especially with a mortgage on the way…!

Speaking of mortgages, with less than a month before the big day, pre-settlement packing has begun, and the inside of our house resembles a furniture and applicance warehouse crossed with a municipal recycling depot – a combination that has somehow failed to take off within interior decorating circles. Clare has been extremely diligent with wrapping, boxing, taping and tagging a good portion of our wordly goods, and I have been helping in my own inestimable way by building a home theatre PC. It’s a tough job, etc. etc…

I’ll be tearing down the home studio for the last time over the next week or so, leaving myself with a skeleton system comprising Macbook, UMX49 and Mbox. The rest shall join the ever-increasing pile of “things to be loaded into a truck” that is currently filling up the spare room. I’m also starting to get into some serious planning regards the new digs, and how best to turn a garage into a work-space worthy of my talents (some might say it would be more worthy of my talents if I knocked a hole in the wall and poured pond-water on the floor, but I try not to listen to those people). Ideas are still coalescing, but I’m currently envisaging a sort of semi-wraparound desk-type arrangement, with a separate section for less audio-centric tasks. One of the problems with my current arrangement is that it’s great for working on the PC, but there’s no actual useable desk space for when you might want to perform such arcane tasks as writing with a pencil, or placing things on a clear horizontal surface. Well, there’s the floor obviously, but that’s a gambit that only works for a limited time. I’ll also probably have a couch or a couple of chairs in there for the benefit of collaborators/clients (and myself from time to time). No doubt I’ll throw some pictures up here for anyone who might be bored enough to want to look at them.