Actually I can’t back that up. I’m being paid and everything. However I don’t really feel like being here. Didn’t sleep particularly well, feeling kind of of “meh”. I didn’t get my audio fandangling done last night, and I’m considering doing something a bit silly.

I’ve also hit upon the realisation that I’m dressed like a complete slob. I’ve got slightly too old jeans on, with holes in both knees. If I squint and hold my head at the correct angle I can just about convince myself that they’re “fashionably dishevelled”, but to the best of my knowledge the vast majority of the rest of the world are conspicuously not doing that (I saw a few people on the way in who were squinting, but it was sunny). The baseball “style” jumper that graces my upper half was never going to be a high-fashion item, and its current condition renders it even further down the ladder. It’s not torn or discoloured, but it’s really only loosely approximating the shape which its manufacturers intended. Things start ok around the neck, but as it extends down it sort of tapers out in a cone shape and billows around my waist like some sort of demented torso-kilt.

I think I’m going to clean out my cupboard soon.